''I live with an awesome cat. His job is to eat, sleep, and talk a lot of sh*t. My job is to serve . . . and write down the sh*t he says.''

• From Kitty's take on belled collars (''You're messing with my mojo'') to his or her lack of empathy for allergy sufferers, this mini treasury of feline wit, packed with hilarious illustrations, is the straight poop scooped.

• Keep it in your desk, bag, or backpack for a little levity at work or on the go.

• Mini book comes with a 24K gold-plated charm on a ribbon bookmark.

• Keep the charm on the ribbon or wear it on your own bracelet or necklace.

• Full color hardcover book with dust jacket.

• Mini book measures just 3-1/4'' wide x 4'' high.

• 80 pages.

• Tiny book also makes a fun gift for everyone you know who is owned by a cat.