''I Have a Sleep Disorder. It's Called Reading in Bed.''

• Humorous bookmark depicts an avid reader finishing her book in bed.

• Design is embellished with eye-catching gloss highlights.

• Attached: An apricot-colored tassel with 1 large matching translucent bead and 2 tiny turquoise accent beads.

• Bookmark is printed on sturdy, smooth-finish card stock.

• A bonus on the back: A handy printed ruler in inches and centimeters.

• Bookmark is packaged in a protective clear plastic sleeve.

• Beaded bookmark measures 2-1/2'' wide x 7-1/8'' high.

• Warning: Choking hazard, small parts. Not for children under 3 years.